Profiles
Interesting Information
- Name:
- Crispy Saltbush
- Number:
- 1/5th
- Team:
- Salty Dolls
- Start Date:
- August 1, 2008
- Height:
- 5'7"
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Smiling with murderous intent.
Special Derby Move(s):
The attempted Neck Block, the Thundercrisp Stack.
Preferred Skating Attire:
A healthy sprig of saltbush.
Earliest Roller-skating Memory:
Debbie Gibson on the PA, guess jeans, two t-shirts and two pairs of socks, two hair ties, different colours all-awesome.
Origin of Derby Name:
Long ago, in a distant land, the shape-shifting mistress of darkness unleashed an unspeakable salty evil, but then a foolish girl on rusty skates stepped forth to appose it, yet before the final blow was struck, the nameless tore open a nearby shrub and poured on some tempura batter to create a new being salty and true.