Profiles
Interesting Information
- Name:
- Buttons Mc BoomBoom
- Number:
- Numbers I know not of these numbers
- Team:
- Ref Team Zebra
- Start Date:
- October 2008
- Height:
- 6'0"
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Tallness and a goofy grin.
Derby Assets:
A large posterior, thighs of steel and a loud whistle.
Memorable Derby-Related Dream:
I dreamed I was at a tri-state derby bout with about 60 skaters on the track women and men dressed as nuns and i was trying to get my skates on after everyone was already bouting, when I started skating i fell over because I had put my skates on backwards.
Non-Derby-Confusion Moment:
Trying to remember not to butt shoulders with people in queues or give penalties for bad manners.
Origin of Derby Name:
1980's cartoon series C.O.P.S.
Bio:
An art school drop out Buttons now studies science at uni and well on her way to becoming an Mad Scientist or benevolent public servant. Spends much of her spare time avoiding homework and making soft toy monsters. Would love to see ADRD turn pro and take over from football as the national sport.