Profiles
Interesting Information
- Name:
- Push My Toosh
- Number:
- 69
- Team:
- Mile Die Club
- Start Date:
- Fresh Meat 2009
- Height:
- Fun size
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Muscle bound, pint size booty, with ponytails and a cheeky smile.
Special Derby Move:
The Kansas City Shuffle
Biggest Derby Regret:
Speed! I am speed!!
Off skate thrill seeker activities:
Racing cars, jumping off tall objects, rock climbing, catching rare Pokemon and staring down Ethiopian cows without my head blowing off.
Guilty pleasures:
Well if it’s good enough, why feel guilty.
Derby diet tips:
Wait....what diet??
Earliest roller skating memory:
Flying down my grandparent's neighbour's drive way, which was on a 75 degree angle, going as fast as I could while my grandma stood at the bottom screaming for me to slow down before I went flying off onto the road.
Origin of derby name:
Drunken input about my toosh! Loves spanx!