Profiles
Interesting Information
- Name:
- Jetfire
- Number:
- 18
- Team:
- Mile Die Club
- Start Date:
- Fresh Meat 2009
- Height:
- 165cm... but I’m working on something more spectacular.
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Full of hot air and willing to let you know all about it!
Derby Assets:
The ability to fly right up other players’ skirts.
Special Derby Move:
The Sonic Boom.
Greatest Derby Moment:
Having my nemesis so impressed with my derby bruises that he told his minions he was the cause of said bruises in order to ‘motivate’ them.
Preferred Skating Attire:
A big mouth, fiery attitude, and a cheeky grin.
Origin of Derby Name:
Generation One Transformers.
Non-Derby-Confusion Moment:
I successfully blocked an old woman all the way down a supermarket aisle. I knew she was there, but didn’t realise I was doing it until she grabbed the back of my shirt to get past... send her to the box!
Bio:
As a small child, Jetfire liked the pretty colour of flames and soon became an avid explosives enthusiast. As she grew into an explosives expert, Jetfire soon became highly sought after in the world of crime. While she dabbled in the art of being an evil overlord, she quickly grew tired of all the monologue-ing. Looking for a fresh start, but feeling nauseous at the thought of ‘playing nice’, she was recruited into the world of derby, where her exploits were viewed as endearing instead of criminal. From there she has never looked back... except to put her butt in the other teams’ face!