Adelaide Roller Derby

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Profiles

Death By Disco

Interesting Information

Name:
Death By Disco
Number:
54 and hot on the floor
Team:
Mile Die Club
Start Date:
Fresh Meat 2009
Height:
175cm of hedonistic discothèque heaven

Distinguishing Characteristics:

Big hair. Big sunglasses. Tiny little shorts.

Greatest Derby Moment:

Donna Summers face appeared in a bruise. She said “love to love you baby”.

Gear Profile:

Diagnosed with a strong case of OCSGD (Obsessive Compulsive Skate Gear Disorder); no point profiling it ‘cause it keeps changing but can tell you right now, its smokin’.

Derby Diet Tips:

Diet TAB and Tang cocktail in a tall glass with a twirly rainbow straw.

Theme Tune:

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' And ev'rybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' aliiiiiiaiiiiiiiaiiiiiiiiaiiiiiive.

Bio:

Disco dancing across the globe since the 70’s, baby.
Pioneer of the Scuba Disco.
Card carrying member of the South Australian Association of Groovy (SAAG).