Profiles
Interesting Information
- Name:
- Champion Ruby
- Number:
- 30
- Team:
- Mile Die Club
- Start Date:
- Fresh Meat 2009
- Height:
- 5'10"
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Legs that go on forever, lips that would make a blind man see stars and the Ace of Hearts hidden up her sleeve.
Derby Assets:
Long legs to ride the track and a booty that just won't quit.
Special Derby Move:
The Royal Flush - knocking the opposition off the track one by one.
Greatest Derby Moment:
Finding out I'd been accepted into the league is a clear winner, but learning new moves and skills each week is an ongoing thrill.
Derby Injuries:
Two constantly stiff knees from ineffective knee pads and an especially unattractive growth forming on my fourth toe. The gigantic bruise formed in week two of Raw Meat was technically an injury, but also a battle scar.
Memorable Derby-Related Dream:
Card sharks only ever dream of Royal Flushes.
Origin of Derby Name:
Those in the world of high stakes card players know her as a Champion of the game and those poor souls on the bottom rung of life know her as a Champion of the people. But everyone agrees that she's a rare gem.
Motto:
A sweet smile and a soothing word will get you further than finger smithing could ever hope to.