Profiles
Interesting Information
- Name:
- Bone Shaker
- Number:
- 38
- Team:
- Mile Die Club
- Start Date:
- October, 2008
- Height:
- 5’7”
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Gotta be the only bearded roller grrl in the league. Love the facial hair.
Derby Assets:
Boney shoulders and pigeon toes (perfect for snow-ploughing).
Special Derby Move:
The Bone Shaker
Biggest Derby Regret:
Using the can-opener without licence. Miss your target and you’re gonna hit someone in the face.
Preferred Skating Attire:
Stockings, short shorts, wife beater, and a trusty neck scarf for those moments of stealth.
Pre-Bout Psych-Up Routine:
I find myself either stuffing my face with snacks or rushing to the toilet. A good giggle at my finely crafted beard or moustache always goes down a treat.
Bio:
She’s a back breaker, ex-communicator, they said see you later alligator, to the ham hater, skin grater, roller skater.... yeah that’s right it’s Bone Shaker.